Light, soft, and honest — this jersey tee wears like a weekday favorite and tells a little story every time you put it on. A crisp, vintage-style illustration sits at the chest: two bumper-to-bumper cars squabbling for the last mall parking spot beneath the playful line “Can’t wait to celebrate peace on earth by fighting for the last parking spot at the mall.” It reads like a wink to holiday chaos and suburban humor. The breathable Airlume combed cotton and retail crew cut keep the silhouette clean under jackets or on its own. Wear it when you want to laugh at the little contradictions of adult life, during holiday errands, or at casual gatherings where people will get the joke and start telling their own parking war stories.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel
- Side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Sleeve and neck-art reproduced with crisp DTF/DTG printing for vibrant, detailed graphics
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with clear country-of-origin (Honduras) and fair-labor practices
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
